She comes downstairs with her amazing hair. The curls just do not end. I have noticed that women with straight hair want their hair to be curly, women with curly hair want their hair to be straight. There’s not much middle ground.

Great hair, I say.

She pulls at it some with her left hand, says, Yeah, well.

You’re not going to straighten it, are you?

Just in the front.

You’ve got this Led Zeppelin thing going.

Oh.

Do you like Led Zeppelin?

I don’t know any of his songs.

No, I guess you don’t.