American English, Italian Chocolate (table of contents)

Table of Contents

1. Big White Birds
2. Boy Scouts, Ringworm, and Paris
3. Sound Off
4. Kissing Age
5. There Will Be Horses
6. Sick Wild
7. The Man from Glad, Car Crash, Amnesia
8. Clinical
9. Psyched
10. Love and Breakup in the Time of Watergate
11. Love at First Shite
12. Feet First
13. For Donna, Ibsen, Pepys, Leviation
14. The Soft Imperative
15. Third-Wave Coffee
16. Wisdom Teeth and Encyclopaedia Britannica
17. What’s Up with Dramatic-Value Vomit?
18. Old Houses, New Residents
19. Bee Spree
20. Hello, Mr. President
21. Chemical Neutral
22. Pure Corn
23. Fly
24. The Honey Room
25. Bridge Failure, Heart Attack, Fava Beans
26. Monkey, Nailing Biting, Jesus
27. Cardio, Lightbulbs, and a Funeral
28. The Rule of One
29. Water Me
30. Feathers
31. The Quality of Your Sleep
32. My Father, Going Deaf
33. No Secrets, Victoria
34. Flip-Flops and the Leaning Tower of Pisa
35. Ravioli, Richard III, and a Dead Bird
36. Apri la Porta
37. Buongiorno
38. What’s New
39. Small Beans
40. American English, Italian Chocolate