Ciao Many Times

This ad pops up on my cell phone–for a moisturizer called Bava di Lumaca Miracolosa. Miraculous snail drool. Really? I have a hard time picturing a fashionable Italian lady striding up to the cosmetic counter and stocking up on drool. But who knows? Maybe drool is a thing over here. Your skin looks divine. Thanks!…More

Tupperware and the Vitruvian Man–from And Now This

Aside from the parties, which usually featured lots of appetizers and white wine, I’ve always hated Tupperware. I think of this because my wife and I are preparing to go on a little vacation. In a few days we will go to the airport, and, for reasons of economy and bonhomie, we will invite friends…More

Oven-Roasted Fennel

There are four steps in this recipe: DIY breadcrumb mix, slice and season fennel bulb, roast, and eat. I can’t say enough about homemade breadcrumbs, though there is partial fraud in this statement. I buy plain breadcrumbs and then season them myself (1 – 1.5 cups) with parsley (a handful), garlic (1-2 cloves), and olive…More

The Honey Room–from American English, Italian Chocolate

“I’m taking a yogurt break,” I tell my daughter. She’s come downstairs dressed for a friend’s wedding. Six months pregnant, she’s becoming abundant. Her husband is at his parents’ house a few miles away. When they fly into town, out of old habit, they still go to their rooms. The yellow dress she’s wearing is…More

The Quality of Your Sleep–from American English, Italian Chocolate

I’m lying in bed reading a short novel by Gianrico Carofiglio on my Kindle. Guido Guerrieri, Carofiglio’s funny, sad, world-weary lawyer from Bari, is standing in the doorway of a woman’s apartment. He holds two bottles of wine and smells dinner within. Since his wife left him, he’s been in a deep funk. His sleep…More

The Dope with the Camera–from The Enjoy Agenda

This morning I took a picture of my breakfast. I didn’t do it to remember it. I took the picture with sharing in mind. We’ve come to Bread, Etc., five consecutive mornings.  It’s a French place–baguettes, pastries, Edith Piaf singing “Chanson d’Amour” on the sound system the last three mornings–in the French Concession area of…More

No Secrets, Victoria–from American English, Italian Chocolate

I was surprised recently to see this image appear every time I went to the Wix website: Heidi Klum, holding underpants. It’s a delicate subject, underwear. Personally, I’d rather talk about something else. Wix is a let-us-host-your-website site. You would think images would scroll, to advertise a technical feature of their web-composition kit. They don’t.…More