That Time I Put My Foot in My Mouth 


Too bad about the “too.”

It was an odd crossroad and it was dark. A mile out of town the two-lane road came to a stop. You turned left for the airport or you turned right to take the drive around the airport. There was no third option. That evening a woman went straight and in ten feet ran out of road and drove her car into a ditch.          

I climbed out of the tow truck with my dad. I was learning how to drive. As soon as I got my license I would start making easy tow truck runs like this one. The art of the tow involved hooking the frame of the car. Not a bumper. Not an axle. If you weren’t careful you could tear up someone’s car. It was a shallow ditch. This would be an easy extraction. 

We were being careful. My dad looked under the car, pointed, and said, “Watch.” While he worked I watched and chatted with the woman, reassuring her we would have her out of there in minutes. Maybe she had to catch a flight. I knelt down beside my dad and said, over my shoulder, for her benefit, “I’ve seen men do some pretty stupid things, too.”

He looked down, shook his head, and smiled. 

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